So yeah, I'm not an artist, not a flash maker dude or a particularly prolific musician, nor am I a literary fiend, so be happy with what does appear on here, as it may be the only things you'll ever get.

Ever.

Apart from that, the only reason I am here is because of my glorious GF who is also on here, but I've no idea yet how to put a little linky thing to here account here, so lets just say she exists and is on here somewhere and make do with that for now.

Found it ;pp (or so i'm told... if it goes wrong, its YOUR fault! of course.)

As you may've already have guessed, my head does not flow in straight lines, nor is it in particularly curvy lines, but it gets from here to there with the help of two legs. Or so it tells me in its glorious piratey voice (when it can be bothered to put it on, otherwise it sounds scarily like me) during the odd conversations we have every once in a while.
Seriously, one day i went downstairs to get a drink and it started talking to me! Like a Pirate!! Imagine the shock!

but yeah, this is me, deal with it!